Harry Potter and the Winnie the Pooh.

harrypotterjokes:

Harry Potter and the Poohlosopher’s Stone

Harry Potter and the Chambeeyore of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Kangaban

Harry Potter and the Piglet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Owlder of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Heffa-Lump Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hundred Acre Woods

(via radiobenji)

radiobenji:

aaronware:

Domestic Abuse is NEVER justified.

Amen

radiobenji:

aaronware:

Domestic Abuse is NEVER justified.

Amen

Top Ten Harry Potter Deleted Characters

harrypotterjokes:

  1. Inida Longbottom - Neville’s Skinny Aunty
  2. Mike Umbridge - Dolores’ Hunky Son
  3. Ceasar Black - Sirius’ Racist Brother
  4. Donkey Tonks - Nymphadora’s Ass-hole Pet
  5. Amanda Lovegood - Luna’s Needy Mother
  6. Aida Krum - Viktor’s Fat Sister
  7. Luce Chang - Cho’s Poor Father
  8. Parker Fudge - Corneilius’ Gay Uncle
  9. Flo Weasley - Ginny’s Moody Grandmother
  10. Mustapha Wood - Oliver’s Horny Cousin

Battle of the Sexes

radiobenji:

When Men wake up in the morning without make-up; 

When Women wake up in the morning without make-up on; 

GPOY

(via amiableeuphemism)

Magical babies are created when one ejaculates glitter.

GPOY

(via radiobenji)

A few times I’ve been about that trap and it’s not just gonna happen like that cause I ain’t your Draco Malfoy, I ain’t your Draco Malfoy.

Draco’s favourite book is Harry Potter and the Half-Throbbing Penis

When at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy likes to walk into a room and strike a pose.

When escaping from Gringott’s, Harry chose the albino Dragon cause it reminded him of Draco Malfoy.

thegruentransfer:

How Do You Sell Feminine Hygiene Products (by EntertainmentOnABC)

lol

After the battle of Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall went up to the Headmaster’s Office and whipped her hair back and forth.

ifranceskate:

the gif!

Buckbeak became a 12 piece feed at Hogsmeade KFC.

Reblog if you’re a fan of Draco Malfoy, this will definitely be screenshot and sent to Harry Potter…